Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a light bulb?
Border Collie: Just One. And then I’ll replace ALL the wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that lamp.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh Me, Me Me! PLEEEEEEEEZE let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I, PLEEEEEEEEZE, PLEASE PLEASE?
German Shepard: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led everyone out of the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed anyone, make one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell: I’ll just pop it in while I am bouncing off the walls and chasing my tail.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo Quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there–RIGHT THERE
Greyhound: It isn’t running, who cares?
Sheltie: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear, and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Terrier: Let me bark at it for a while to see if it really needs changing.
In the light of yet ANOTHER recall notice concerning treats made from chicken imported from China, we thought it would be a good idea to research how hard it would be to make our own. This looks easy! My dog Jazz (below) has agreed to be the taste tester.
Ingredient:
- Preheat oven to 200° F
- Lightly grease a baking sheet.
- Rinse off chicken breast and remove any fat.
- Slice the chicken with the grain. This will help make the jerky even chewier for your dog. The slices should be very thin, about 1/8″ to 1/4″ thickness.
- Place the strips on the baking sheet.
- Bake for approximately 2 hours (see note below).
- Remove from oven and cool on a wire rack until completely cool.
- Cut strips into bite sized pieces.
Meet Sage.
She is a vibrant, clever, goofy, rambunctious, gleeful Chocolate Lab. I met Sage almost 3 years ago when she was just a wee puppy.
Cute, isn’t she? Here’s another when she was just 12 weeks old. (By the way, I’ve shamelessly stolen these pics from her owners Facebook page–Hi Linda!)
Sage has grown up in the years since these were taken. Here’s a more recent photo.